Mark Twain

A person who won’t read has no advantage over one who can’t read.

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.